Humorous presidential slogans.

I admit that I've neglected my blog. That's for sure. But here are some things that I found very hilarious, and I wanted to compile them on my blog. I don't watch Conan, but I found these links online! Enjoy! XD

 Videos:

http://teamcoco.com/video/obama-slogans 

http://teamcoco.com/video/obama-campaign-slogans

http://teamcoco.com/video/obama-romney-slogans

http://teamcoco.com/video/mitt-romney-slogans

http://teamcoco.com/video/slogans-romney-obama

http://teamcoco.com/video/joe-biden-slogans

http://teamcoco.com/video/biden-slogans-2

http://teamcoco.com/video/obama-biden-slogans

 Summary:

http://teamcoco.com/content/new-campaign-slogans

Good things

Here are three of the best flower photos I've ever taken. (Because I take them all the time of course. ;) ) Use them for something or just admire their awesomeness.

Just Chillin at the Y

Here I am on the computer at the Y. I'm on the Linux partition on the hardrive. (the linux partition that I created.) They thought they had me by restricting the access to the computer. Stupid windows professional. I didn't have a login for it. BUT, where there's a will, there's a way. :)

Oregon Coast

Well so far, we've spent a few days with the awesome Knighton Family (It was a blast. I forgot to take pictures), and a few days at the Coast. I got to feed a Sea Lion! Definitely one of the highlights of the trip for me. There was a dude that we were watching clean a tuna fish. He let me hop in the boat and give it to the Sea Lion.



The beach house that we're staying in with my Dad's side of the Family is right on the coast in between Lincoln City and Depoe Bay.

Announcments

Hello there,

I just finished a calculus lesson. Why am I so much more efficient at night then I am in the daytime?

In the middle of February I celebrated my ONE Year anniversary as a lifeguard! Huzzah! Good for me!

Tomorrow I finally take my Driver's skills test! Woot. Kudos all around.

Why is the "Blogger" clock an hour behind? It's 11, not 10.

Uhhhhhhhh... this wasn't very philosophical. Whatever, I'll leave you with a maxim to ponder upon...

"Spiders are no longer a form of sophistication."

Happy new year to all of my (7) followers!

I must've had a wild time sleeping last night, I woke up & found my retainer on the ground. :)) I guess that there are some parallels to myself and to someone who actually partied last night namely in the fact that neither of us remembered what we did.

Emma's prejudice & sensibility at Womansfield Park

a condensed JANE AUSTEN novel by SPENCER INGRAM

"Oh poor me, I am poor, and my father's a drunkard, and I live in a four story house because I am poor, my boyfriend ran off with my sister, and my favorite proud cousin insulted me.” complained Emma as she improperly ran through the forest.

Emma cried in pain ,“@#&%, I sprained my knee!” At that moment, who should appear from behind a tree other than that dapper fellow Mr. Darilliby.

“Oh look, it's a peasant. Will you marry me? I can't live without you.”

“No! You're too rich.” was Emma's reply.

“Then I'll have to go berserk and hack you with my saber.”

After the threat from Darilliby, Emma closed her eyes in terror, only to hear another drawn sword clashing against the assailant. CLANG CLANG CLANG Emma opened her eyes only to see, to her astonishment, that Farmer Joe also appeared out of nowhere and had sprung into battle in order to save her.

Over the loud din of battle, farmer Joe proposed to Emma. Before she could answer him, cousin Adolf whisked her into his arms and ran away. Then they promptly got married.

Regarding the whole matter, the random evil lady said. “It was a dreadful scandal.” but no one cared because these stories always end after a marriage.

THE END

Scooter