A new discovery

I just started following my own blog. I didn't know that it was possible. I can't wait to read what I write.
Since am now a reader, and an author, of this blog. I can have little discussions with myself about: how I should blog more or blog less, and/or the content of my blog entries, resulting in even more philosophical philosophies.
There is a Grammar Nazi following my blog so I will attempt to be grammatically correct for HER benefit. :P

Emma's prejudice & sensibility at Womansfield Park

a condensed JANE AUSTEN novel by SPENCER INGRAM

"Oh poor me, I am poor, and my father's a drunkard, and I live in a four story house because I am poor, my boyfriend ran off with my sister, and my favorite proud cousin insulted me.” complained Emma as she improperly ran through the forest.

Emma cried in pain ,“@#&%, I sprained my knee!” At that moment, who should appear from behind a tree other than that dapper fellow Mr. Darilliby.

“Oh look, it's a peasant. Will you marry me? I can't live without you.”

“No! You're too rich.” was Emma's reply.

“Then I'll have to go berserk and hack you with my saber.”

After the threat from Darilliby, Emma closed her eyes in terror, only to hear another drawn sword clashing against the assailant. CLANG CLANG CLANG Emma opened her eyes only to see, to her astonishment, that Farmer Joe also appeared out of nowhere and had sprung into battle in order to save her.

Over the loud din of battle, farmer Joe proposed to Emma. Before she could answer him, cousin Adolf whisked her into his arms and ran away. Then they promptly got married.

Regarding the whole matter, the random evil lady said. “It was a dreadful scandal.” but no one cared because these stories always end after a marriage.

THE END

Scooter

Optimism?

"Do you see this glass as half full, or half empty?" I think that the answer to this question should be. "Neither, 50% of this glass contains water." (I used "inkscape" and "Gimp" to make the awesome graphic, isn't it nice?)

Also, if the "50%" answer is unacceptable, I'd ask about the process that the glass is going through. If the glass is being drained, I'd say that it was half empty. If it was being filled, I'd say that it was half full. I don't know why this seems to make the most sense to me, but it does nonetheless.

Blogging my time away.

As if I don't spend enough time on the computer already, I've started my own blog. For a purpose unknown, I'll now spend more time on the computer to keep this blog updated. That is okay though because technology is amazing.

I'll not use this blog to transform my thoughts into words. My thoughts displayed in such a manner would be sure to confuse many people. My mind is something that doesn't want exploring. Especially since I don't understand most of the things that go through it anyway.